See all of Zhang Junhao’s dance moves in the full heart meltingly adorable video here.
This is the cutest thing ever and I’m gonna cry
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash
that would be the best surprise ever omg
no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together
White Chicks (2004)